Status Uphater

       Hello young doubtful tis I, the infamous Status Updater. I pen you today asking you a question, if you have a resource that's unlimited why not use it? This is my philosophy, and as I can see by the comments on Facebook some people do not understand how to use resources!
The original Status Update was meant to describe a person’s current conditions, and as you know Facebook is not one too shy of knowing your every move. Every status posted is another tip about that person's life and the endless ways, in which they go about living, so why do those 'hater' people become so undeniably annoyed with it!?

        As I said in the intro I am one who has been ridden with the disease of status updating. I have had many occurrences where a person has confronted me about how annoying having my statuses flooding their News Feed is my reply? SHUT UP! You guys tolerate those annoying mellow dramatic teen chicks ranting about their cliché high school break ups. But the moment I talk about something that's maybe 10% irrelevant to you, the guns come out!? Really, these people saying I am so annoying for blowing up their News Feed are just plain obnoxious them self’s. The average person should only need to spend like 20 minutes on Facebook, and that's throughout the day. So here's an idea you tedious trolls, how about instead of being on Facebook enough to get annoyed of my status go get a life, and get off your computer you degenerate face book stalkers. Losers.

To those who enjoy my statuses, STAY GOLDEN!

Love ya!