Today as I opened the garage to get my bike out, I was greeted by the butt of our new house mate. There laying behind a sled was a RACCOON lodging in our garage. To my knowledge he has yet to pay rent, in fact he has only done bad things for us as landlords. The furry ball of cuteness savagely consumes our trash . To add insult to injury he doesn't clean up his dinner after he is done, so the trash is just dumped over into out side yard, forcing us to get on the rubber gloves is pick up after him. We tried giving him a dish duty day but he hates water, and the sinks too high. With his previous history, and current standings I just think we need to tell him to leave...he is the worst house guest ever. How do we tell him to move out, without making things awkward between us? We don't know the logistics of evicting a wild animal, so in part of the wild aspect in his name we used a stick and gently poked him out. Sort of like Ashton Kutcher did to Charlie Sheen.
This is a comment on Facebook from a great friend of mine from working in Missouri summer 2011
Thanks for the mention! :)
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