The fat fat black squirell

Originally Posted on January 23, 2011 at 8:36 PM

Each weekend spent at my grandparents home in Ortonville I will come across this Fat Black squirrel! I tell you don’t judge him by his obesity and cuteness. This Fat Back squirrel has made a mockery of me!
I have launched all out search and capture against this squirrel he must be weakened! Now, I’ve attempted to engage him multiple times, but ach time he stays put, then as I walk away he descendes faster than the rush of the great Niagras. this is how it would go....

1- I’d sneak up to his “too all to climb” tree army style hiding behind things, making my way to his tree.

2- He spots me when im under his tree

3- We have a 20 second staring contest

4- He flinches, freaking me out that he’s gonna jump down on m to attack

5- Well....I did freak out

6- I retreat and try again later...

7- I start over from #1.....
(needless to say I recycle! lol)
In the end I still watch that Fat Fat black Squirrel everyday I come over, In fact Im watching him as I write this. Coming down from the tree and moments later going up the tree. This squirel has develped its own blockage in my mind. At any point he opens that door and floods my mind. I still get into a state of "only me, and him" mind, But that Fat Fat Black Squirrel....always wins!